Just thought I would share a little known fact about me (keep in mind, I am not crazy). I love Sassy (aka Sasquatch aka Harry of Harry and the Hendersons aka Bigfoot). Whiggity What you say?? Yes, it is the craziest legend I have ever heard but I totally believe that Sassy is out there. One day, I am going to find him. Actually, probably not. That sounds real scary and I would probably pee my pants, then pass out, then Sassy would take me to his cave to join his Sassy family and I would be lost forever. By some miracle if I did escape, no one would believe me and it would be super embarrassing, and I really don't need that right now. But on the other hand, Sassy could become a great friend, how do I know if he is dangerous? Although, I'm pretty sure he speaks some crazy form of mountain man English with a little bit of chewbacca speak mixed in, so there that is.
Sassy, it would really help me out if you just showed yourself in public once and a while, ok? I could use some back up here!! Until that day, I will just keep on believing in Sassy from a distance. Seriously, he rules. FYI, if you ever want to get me something spectacular, get me a sign like this one or a kick ass Sassy shirt. Better yet, bring me Sassy. Can you imagine? A-mazing!
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Oh Mosh! Your funny Hannah. You could be Sassy Hannah if he captures you, imagine that! but you dont need to be captured to take on that name, FYI. whigity what? i love it.
Remember the time those 2 men in Hickville claimed they found Sassy in the South? That night you came blazing into the house almost bursting with excitement and couldn't hold it in any longer. Then, as Dan and I sat in utter disbelief(and suppressed laughter) mouths gaping, you began on a confusing and skeptical tale of the ever-elusive Bigfoot, and then surprisingly delved deeply into your obsession with Sasquatch and how "this time it is SO TRUE!".
No joke, like a week later you come in with complete disappointment on your face as you had found out that the "scientist" in charge was a fake, and the "evidence" in the freezer was actually rubber and animal hair.
I will never forget those moments as they will be forever SCARRED INTO MY BRAIN! Oh Hannah, Hannah, Hannah. One day, my fanciful sister, your dream may come true, but most likely not. Don't worry. In that moment I will be there to share in your excitement, LAUGHING!
You're kooky, but I love ya!
This reminds me to teach my daughers about Sassy! Thanks.
Ha ... I've known you for a while and never realized you had such a vivid imagination. Hang in there, kiddo. You'll find him.
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