Are There Aliens In Your Phone?

Jason, talking to aliens. No big deal.

I am convinced there are aliens living in Jason's cell phone that only seem to speak when I am talking to him. How do I know what aliens sound like? Um, who doesn't? That is the real question here. Ok, ok, I understand that I have the weirdest ideas going on in my head, but it makes perfect sense to me. Pretty much every time we talk on on the phone, I hear the aliens. I think Jason has caught on to what they sound like now too, or maybe he just plays along with my ridiculousness to make me fell better. The other night they must have been having a huge pow wow in his phone because I could barely hear Jason over them. I almost had to hang up the phone because 1-they were being really loud, 2-I was getting a little freaked out and 3-I was real confused how they could all fit in there, have you seen the size of their heads?! Last week I called David and heard something resembling alien speak. Me: "Are there aliens in your phone, too?" David: "What? Aliens?". Then I heard Jason in the background, "Is that Hannah?". What, you are going to tell me that I am your only friend who believes there are aliens living in your phone, uh huh, right. Man, they know me too well!

So, Jason just informed me, as I was writing this, that he got a new cell phone. Damn him! How am I going to get my alien speak fix now? If only I could get an alien and Sassy in the same place, that would be glorious.